seven deadly texts // accepting
‹ sms. neenee. sent › did i leave the heater on again?
‹ sms. neenee. sent › listen whatever i did, blue played a part in it
‹ sms. neenee. sent › the dog house itches renee dont penalize me
compliments or insults? // accepting
“Aside from the fact that you STOPPED snorin’ ‘nd waking up the goddamn neighborhood ” or MAYBE that was a lie. The bond both men shared was FAR different now than what it was over two years ago. Traits were altered and views were shifted in contrasting perspectives. “ ALL BLACK EVERYTHING suits ya better than that blonde patch ever did. ‘was starting to think you’d grow bald ‘fore ME.”
compliments or insults? // accepting
“I’unno, but it SURE looks like ever since we got the lil’ mutt under our roof, things are comin’ FULL CIRCLE. He’s the lil’ buttercream, and you’re the CHERRY TOP to kinda kick it off to perfection.”
compliments or insults? // accepting
“’new face ‘round these parts, ‘not like the other ones I see backstage all the time. Y'stand out A LOT – ‘outta walk by some more cause I’un see you ‘nough.”
compliments or insults? // accepting
“’only reason why I get’a kick outta ya is cause y’got long hair like a GIRL. Otherwise, I’d have moved on to THE NEXT ONE a looooooooong time ago.”
talk shit and get hit ??? // accepting
“Whoa WHOA whoa WHOA. A’ight a'ight – I get the big guy might not be the pickle y’like to tickle, but WORTHLESS? Have y’seen the guy’s strength? Not for nothin’ but I can dodge a bullet faster than he can. ‘probably fly a lil’ more than he can. Y’know, big ol’ soft teddy bear can get a lil’ scared of HEIGHTS, but he’s got the BRAINS and BRAUNS. ‘kinda worth ethic he’s got is CRAZY – he’s got a title I held LONGER than anyone in the history of this business and he’s on his way of gettin’ a SECOND BELT. ’s got a whole bunch of accolades ‘nd expandin’ his resume. Y’know WHAT’S WORTHLESS? FRENCH FRIES DIPPED IN FROSTYS. BAGS OF MILK when y’got cartons of milk. COPS. CELLPHONES.”
talk shit and get hit ??? // accepting
"Now I’m not SAYING you’re wrong, but…YOU’RE WRONG on all counts, and when I mean ALL, I mean you were either DROPPED on your head as a kid or maybe took one too many CHAIRSHOTS to the head while try’na PRETEND to be a wrestler. Keyword here being PRETEND, somethin’ that Mr. Bond don’t really do. Y’ever seen a man his size lift things that are almost FOUR times his weight? That guy could go TOE TO TOE with SEXUAL CHOCOLATE and come out raisin’ his hand like a SPARTAN. Y’know the amount of PAPER WORK that goes into DRAFTIN’ someone? How STUBBORN Princess Morbucks is when it comes to RELEASING HER PRISONERS from her grasp? That broad is like an A1 Ursula with FOLEY being one of her henchmen EELS – ‘won’t let go of somethin’ GOOD cause they know SHANE will make WONDERS with that guy ‘nd give him opportunities he’s worked hard for. BUT THEN AGAIN…there’s a bunch’a brainless people in this world that don’t know a wristlock from a wrist-watch and YOU happen to fall into that category, SMARTMARK.”
talk shit and get hit ??? // accepting
“'talkin’ from a competitive standpoint or wha’? ‘came back and started to SHAKE THINGS UP A LIL’. Y’can’t be THAT surprised he decided to finally let his BALLS DROP ‘nd dig his way outta the whole he made himself. He’s on HIS LANE ‘nd still try’na climb up the proverbial ladder to get to the TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN. ‘s too bad ‘could’ve done A LOT of damaged if he hadn’t picked up that steel chair over TWO YEARS AGO.”
a hundred different starters // accepting
“…WHY?” One word that managed to slip out. Not that he was ENTIRELY in tune with backstage politics – quite frankly, it was his LEAST FAVORITE part of this business, one he’d BLEED for in the blink of an eye, but her ABSENCE backstage was felt. Waves of blonde weren’t around the vicinity like before – the Australian accent he became comfortable in hearing was almost a MEMORY OF THE PAST. “Why GIVE a damn when ‘yer bustin’ ‘yer ass to get back to the top? YOU DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, ‘nd that’s all that matters. Everything else should be in ‘yer rearview mirror, blondie.”
a hundred different starters // accepting
“’should know by now that in the world we live in, people are JOKERS ” more so…it was a personal BELIEF. He didn’t necessarily try to INFLUENCE the Brit or coax her into his own mentality, but the shared mutuality was a nice TOUCH. “ ‘mean, look at’cha – y’got months of ‘yer career taken off cause you’re being SIDELINED for who knows HOW LONG, ‘haven’t really seen ‘yer phone blowin’ up THAT much – ‘mean, where are 'yer BUDS? ‘yer GIRLS? ‘ain’t seen shit of ‘em ‘around these parts, but THAT’S JUST ME. What do I KNOW ‘bout havin’ goons hangin’ ‘round, aye?”